2009 Yelp page about the "poo" in San Francisco

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Poo Smell?
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26friends20reviews
8/21/2009 Tomasz "Time Traveler" B. says:

okay, does anyone notice how San Francisco smells like dog poo today?
252friends146reviews
8/21/2009 Lola "MmmM" L. says:

sounds like some b.s. to me
475friends151reviews
8/21/2009 Erin "The Official Yelp Office Keg Technician" R. says:

It's true! WTF is up with that?
43friends119reviews
8/21/2009 Sydel s. says:

i live in pac heights and i totally smell it! I just came back from petaluma, and i thought the cow smell followed us? but i can smell it when the breeze blows... you're not the only one.
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

If it is as hot in SF as it has been in Berkeley what you are smelling is all that poo residue from the dog and human waste wafting up from the scorching hot sidewalks and streets.

Sounds more like Manhattan in August rather than SF.
0friends4reviews
8/21/2009 Rachel H. says:

Oh my god. I'm at SF State and I noticed it too...I thought I was crazy or that they must've just laid some manure.
0friends4reviews
8/21/2009 Rachel H. says:

Oh my god. I'm at SF State and I noticed it too...I thought I was crazy or that they must've just laid some manure.
132friends299reviews
8/21/2009 noel "duras duras" j. says:

fertilizer
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

Well, let's just hope that there hasn't been a major sewage treatment disaster and that the bay is now filled with millions of gallons of human excrement. That would be tragic.
Elite '11 163friends70reviews
8/21/2009 John "JP" P. says:

It's hot outside today, It wafts up from the manholes. Especially downtown.
Elite '11 59friends152reviews
8/21/2009 Christina O. says:

I was just thinking that when I stepped outside my building then looked under my shoe, and couldn't figure out what smelled like poo LOL!
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

HOLY SHIT YEAH! Today I smelled it. Thought it was on my shoe. There's some shit goin on
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

It smells just like dog shit, not like sewer or fertilizer
23friends36reviews
8/21/2009 J F. says:

It really does! I'm in Pac Hts and noticed it when I was watering the garden. I thought I stepped on dog poo and nothing...strange!
188friends182reviews
8/21/2009 Jin "Yelp Basho" D. says:

I started smelling at last night at Fillmore and O'Farrell, so Bradley and I checked our shoes. It turned out to be coming from the outdoor showing of the Iron Man movie, though.
332friends288reviews
8/21/2009 John "I will pull your pants down" F. says:

i took a big shit
1friend15reviews
8/21/2009 Jenna Y. says:

I work near civic center and thought it was just near my building at first. Smelled it around 4:45pm. Then I heard on the news that there are reports of the poo smell all over the city, but they don't know where it's coming from. SF Treatment plant said it's not them. Came home to the Sunset and it smells just as bad here!
Elite '11 56friends150reviews
8/21/2009 Gerald "insensatez" C. says:

pootrails
802friends147reviews
8/21/2009 Joe "Father MC" G. says:

Tsada must be in SF today.

8/21/2009 bart m. says:

It's Gavin's composting pile...

8/21/2009 BY E. says:

It's been a long time since it rained. The sidewalks are turning brown. It's disgusting!
169friends38reviews
8/21/2009 Pamela L. says:

Yesterday evening in the Financial District, I walked out of my office building and thought I might have stepped in non-existent dog poo. It has been cold in SF this entire week, and the smell wasn't there in the morning. Very strange.
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

Definitely Tsada.
16friends16reviews
8/21/2009 Jack "L33T 633K" R. says:

I think its the Bay. I work in the east bay I detected that same scent on the way home. When I emerged from Bart, it was still there. Weird!
Elite '11 355friends290reviews
8/21/2009 Cassie "stressed and m i a" J. says:

Y E S ! Its stanky today! I first smelled it at the Zoo, on Sloat while I was having lunch outside. I thought it was just animal crap from the zoo. Then I got to work here at Fisherman's Wharf, and it followed me over here.

8/21/2009 BY E. says:

If it's following you, Cassie, maybe you should check your shoes.
12friends125reviews
8/21/2009 Robin D. says:

I thought me and my coworkers were going crazy! Smelled like it over near my work then was fine on the bus, but then came back when I got home it was back. Nothing on my shoes...wonder where it is coming from...hopefully no spill or anything
3friends1review
8/21/2009 Shawn B. says:

East Bay too... like fertilizer.
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

*goes outside to smell Berkeley*
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

Berkeley smells like....well, like it always does.

(hippie smell, a little bit of mold, unkept yard decay, cats, anger, arrogance, self-righteousness and skunk weed)
24friends3reviews
8/21/2009 Bassie R. says:

I've read in some cities like Mexico City, there is a healthy amount of shit particles flying in the air. I wonder what the shit particulate matter is in SF today. They should test this if they haven't done it already. That'd be some cool data.
Can you imagine taking a 20-minute shower, you get dressed really nice for a lovely evening, and then you walk out into this shitty atmosphere and it's all in your hair and face. And chances are you are not going to take another shower, so you end up going to bed that night in a coating of shit. And you might not wash your clothes immediately either, so there's gonna be shit flecks all over your cardigan the next time you wear it. : /
317friends583reviews
8/21/2009 Poochie "Rated M for Meaty!" M. says:

I smell it too!
317friends583reviews
8/21/2009 Poochie "Rated M for Meaty!" M. says:

Is it garlic time?

8/21/2009 Account D. says:

I just got on here to post that!

I walked outside around 4:30 and thought, "Oh no, did one of the cats shit and I stepped in it?" After a thorough inspection, I could not find the shit. I got out of my car around 5:00 and thought, "There's that smell again! I guess it IS me!" Then I asked if someone else smelled that smell and he said, "Yeah, smells like dog shit."

Anyone else think it was you?
4friends4reviews
8/21/2009 kelly f. says:

It smelled out in Presidio Heights and now I am home downtown and it still smells!! What is it????

8/21/2009 Account D. says:

It's completely infested the hallway in my building too. Seriously, you can't get away from it.

Almost bad enough to close the windows.
24friends3reviews
8/21/2009 Bassie R. says:

You're gonna sleep in it.

8/21/2009 Heme G. says:

http://www.kcbs.com/Od...

8/21/2009 Heme G. says:

http://www.kgoam810.co...

KGO Radio Bay Area News

What IS That Smell?

San Francisco public works crews are investigating a foul smell reported in several neighborhoods Friday afternoon

Most of the reports are coming from the Richmond and Sunset districts, but the odor's been reported in the Excelsior, the Marina, North Beach, and the Financial District.

The odor is described as resembling fertilizer, and has been noted outside the KGO studios.

A KGO listener said he detected a similar odor at about the same time Thursday outside of his Montgomery street office.

The fire department received several calls about the odor, and say the odor seemed to dissipate as soon as they could get crews to a given location to investigate.
81friends308reviews
8/21/2009 b "eks" b. says:

i noticed it too. i work in the sunset. when i stepped out the building, all i can smell was dog shit.
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

http://www.youtube.com...

Yeah, it was just a matter of time before someone posted it.
Elite '11 203friends809reviews
8/21/2009 Patricia "Hon of Hons" H. says:

Yep - I noticed it when I left my office tonight and walked down Battery Street towards Market. It was really gross.
53friends50reviews
8/21/2009 kevin "did you say ... snowboard?" h. says:

http://www.kcbs.com/Od...

8/21/2009 Account D. says:

Thanks for the article Kevin.
884friends15reviews
8/21/2009 anna c. says:

I smelled that when I left work today, in the outer Richmond area. Same smell when I got home @ West Portal.
22friends23reviews
8/21/2009 Mathew J. says:

I started smelling it last night in West Portal, and could still smell it today... a definite manure smell...
1friend5reviews
8/21/2009 Emo R. says:

I thought someone stepped on doggie doo doo....and I live in Pacifica

8/21/2009 Heme G. says:

You're welcome, Zelda.

8/21/2009 Jeff S. says:

Smelled it in the central Sunset early today. Thought it was the kitty litter box, but I just cleaned it yesterday.
Elite '11 75friends493reviews
8/21/2009 Kylie "president of the sweatpants club" L. says:

HAHA people told me about it, i haven't stepped outside of my house. i'm sick so if I went out, I wouldn't have the same experience as you guys.
144friends71reviews
8/21/2009 yvonne m. says:

california is breaking off and falling into the ocean

socialized medicine is a precursor to your armageddon

repent, before it's too late!
6friends32reviews
8/21/2009 Megan "missmegankay" D. says:

Smelled it at USF today and it's still here in Noe Valley. Yuckies.
Elite '11 289friends205reviews
8/21/2009 kristi "i wear flip flops in the rain" l. says:

It smells here in the east bay too. I'm in El Cerrito right now and it stinks :(

8/21/2009 Cheney R. says:

shitter's full!!
144friends71reviews
8/21/2009 yvonne m. says:

repent NOW!

save yourselves from shitty eternity!
Elite '11 252friends146reviews
8/21/2009 Dru "Stupid Gorilla" P. says:

Well it looks like this town has just become too full of shit to hide it anymore.
62friends13reviews
8/21/2009 Erica "I am going to bite you" J. says:

It smells like actual POOP. NOT something you'd lay down on your lawn...it was funny watching people check their shoes while they waited for the light to turn :)
Elite '11 355friends290reviews
8/21/2009 Cassie "stressed and m i a" J. says:

It's still really bad here at the Wharf...the wind isn't helping blow it away!
20friends25reviews
8/21/2009 Oliver "Hungry for some unrest" C. says:

lol wow I was smelling my own clothes earlier today and couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from.
144friends71reviews
8/21/2009 yvonne m. says:

oakland smells lovely as always
72friends163reviews
8/21/2009 joe "I don't need a funny nickname" y. says:

It's SF. What do you expect??

Hello!! There is a really strong sea breeze though the city at night...
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

I was driving thru Civic Center and smelled it, then later down Market so I thought I stepped it poop. I was driving and sniffing down by my feet. Then I got to work and saw it on yelp so I knew I hadn't stepped in anything. What the heck is it? Chemical warfare?
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

Isn't anyone going to post the Southpark episode "Smug alert" where everyone in SF loves the smell of their own farts?

Also, I suspect Dru is onto to something with his last post. lol
10friends1review
8/21/2009 AldoVaudio J. says:

Yup, smelled the suspecting odor in Bernal Heights today. We thought it was the dog downstairs but it was much stronger than anything we could remember. Is Karl Rove in town?
144friends71reviews
8/21/2009 yvonne m. says:

stephanie "sharing is for Care Bears (tm Tian)" r. says:

Isn't anyone going to post the Southpark episode "Smug alert" where everyone in SF loves the smell of their own farts?
-------------
hahah!

SF usually has an odor, seriously though

i guess it's just stronger than usual today
4friends9reviews
8/21/2009 Sobhi "Sobes" M. says:

So true! was just riding around in my bike and I thought I either stepped in, or rode through it
Elite '11 110friends121reviews
8/21/2009 Muriel "Anastasia Beaverhausen" d. says:

I'm in Pac Heights too and I didn't smell poo (I worked inside all day) but I noticed flies around, which I rarely see.
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

Yvonne, I think this is so widespread...and so far no one seems to know what is causing it....that I fear this may turn out to be some serious sewage problem with environmental consequences. Sigh...

(and did you notice that we SoCal peeps are the only one's who find that "Smug Alert" episode funny?)
Elite '11 92friends67reviews
8/21/2009 Maggie "Chubbz" H. says:

I stepped out from Safeway in the Excelsior District and noticed the dog poo smell so I discreetly lifted up my flip flop to check the underside of it, but no brown residue seemed to be spread across the sole.

Haha, can you imagine a domino effect of people just checking the bottom of their shoes though? Would be a priceless sight.
Elite '11 136friends257reviews
8/21/2009 Cat S. says:

Cheney R. says:

shitter's full!!
----------
haha! nice National Lampoon reference
Elite '11 252friends146reviews
8/21/2009 Dru "Stupid Gorilla" P. says:

Ashton Kutcher is gonna send a tweet out to tonight about how he punked the city of san francisco into thinking there was poo on thier shoo
Elite '11 136friends257reviews
8/21/2009 Cat S. says:

stephanie "sharing is for Care Bears (tm Tian)" r. says:

(and did you notice that we SoCal peeps are the only one's who find that "Smug Alert" episode funny?)
--------------------
I loved that episode! It was hilarious
Elite '11 136friends257reviews
8/21/2009 Cat S. says:

I'm a little worried that it's a city-wide sewage problem. This could be very ugly.
0friends0reviews
8/21/2009 Ken B. says:

Smelled it today in the Outer Richmond. Smelled like a burning diaper.
144friends71reviews
8/21/2009 yvonne m. says:

well it seems like this happens every summer in sf: http://www.yelp.com/to...

here's an article form the sf gate dated 8/29/07 - same issue about a funky smell in sf http://www.sfgate.com/...
98friends56reviews
8/21/2009 George C. says:

funny. I was just a safeway in the richmond and it smelled like poo in the parking lot. I thought maybe they had fertalized something but now it all makes sense...sort of.
Elite '11 355friends290reviews
8/21/2009 Cassie "stressed and m i a" J. says:

I think it smells good!
144friends71reviews
8/21/2009 yvonne m. says:

according to the article, it's hot ass sewage
Elite '11 136friends257reviews
8/21/2009 Cat S. says:

Yvonne - thanks for finding that. Maybe my toilet is not going to back up and spray poop all over the bathroom after all. I have a tendency to imagine the worst case scenario

8/21/2009 Heme G. says:

George C. says:

funny. I was just a safeway in the richmond and it smelled like poo in the parking lot. I thought maybe they had fertalized something but now it all makes sense...sort of.

-----------

Maybe they fertilized the parking lot, hoping they could gain an additional 40-50 spaces.

8/21/2009 FLICK R. says:

he who smelt it, delt it,,,,,,
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

yvonne "living off the wall" m. says:

according to the article, it's hot ass sewage

~~~~~~~~~~~

hot. ass. sewage.

Don't those three words paint a pretty picture?

Let's hope Cat's worst case scenario doesn't happen all over SF.
176friends101reviews
8/21/2009 Lisa J. says:

I smelled not a poo smell but like some kinda rank mildewy garbagy rancid something or other I've never smelled before.
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

If it's not Tsada it's definitely Poe.
Elite '11 96friends85reviews
8/21/2009 Jason "The Entertainer" B. says:

Interesting! I was downtown quite a bit today, and in the Castro. Didn't notice any smells.
25friends8reviews
8/21/2009 lib p. says:

Smelled that bad here in pacifica around 2pm. Pure sewage smell.
73friends36reviews
8/21/2009 Gary "thirtytwoutside" L. says:

Phew.

I thought the smell was me.

8/21/2009 Cliff B. says:

what Gary said.

8/21/2009 Cliff B. says:

I mean I thought it was him too.

8/21/2009 Account D. says:

I took off my jacket because I thought my cat had somehow shit on it. That didn't help. I kept smelling my shirt and thinking maybe the cat got into the drawer and shit there. But there was no shit dangling from my clothes. It was so upsetting!
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

This smell is not a sewage or fertilizer smell. The people who have smelt it all say it smells just like dog poop. I smelled it and thought I had stepped in it just like 100's of others. So weird.
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

Zelda would you be happy if you did find shit dangling from your clothes? :)
0friends4reviews
8/21/2009 Alice T. says:

omg I smelled it too! I was on ocean buying a used bicycle and smelled it on the car ride back to the sunset. When I brought the bike back home, my dad commented on the smell of dog crap. I really thought it was on my shoes or on the bike somewhere. Thank god it's not just me!
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

Bobby "I'm A Cracker" H. says:

Zelda would you be happy if you did find shit dangling from your clothes? :)

~~~~~~~~~~~~

For just a moment, I pondered the same thing...which was more upsetting...finding poo on her clothes or not finding it?

lol
6friends33reviews
8/21/2009 dI c. says:

At first i thought it was someone on my block making stinky tofu. Doesn't it smell like the block in chinatown that used to make the stuff? i hope the smell goes away soon.
4friends4reviews
8/21/2009 Emily H. says:

yes... smelled it in potrero around 7pm tonight... checked my bike sandals to no avail...very weird...

8/21/2009 Account D. says:

Both would be upsetting, Bobby. Just the fact that there was a shit smell lingering around me was upsetting.

But once I got in and out of the car a few times I realized that no amount of shit hanging off my clothes could fill the entire city of San Francisco with that smell.
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

I feel you Zelda. Thinking I had shit on my shoe is bad enough. But to think you have actual shit dingleberries hanging on you is horrible.

8/21/2009 Account D. says:

I'm glad we could put aside our political differences and come together over poo smell.
177friends93reviews
8/21/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

hey, poo trumps everything
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

*a jar of ass poo*
Elite '11 3004friends952reviews
8/21/2009 David D. says:

The Earth is angry. Or laffin' its ass off.
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

^ Hippie ^
7friends132reviews
8/21/2009 Mac "Seeker" L. says:

I have been smelling it too. It's been strong in Hayes Valley, the Castro and NOPA too. What is the deal?
2friends20reviews
8/21/2009 Wendolyn "miner for a heart of gold" A. says:

while all of the poo theories have been cracking me up . . . there is a lot of red tide along the san francisco coast and it's most likely making it's way into the bay. it has a really strong and lingering smell. combine that with windy san francisco summer days and well . . .
181friends373reviews
8/21/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

I was just discussing the red tide we often get down in LA with someone last night.

I hope the surfers and windsurfers are out of the water.
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

I blame Poe.
49friends111reviews
8/21/2009 Steve D. says:

speaking of poo smells...I had Kubideh Kebabs for lunch today and can't stop rippin em!
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

I also blame rap and stinky Teva's.
910friends286reviews
8/21/2009 Tsada K. says:

You know, SOME people think patchouli smells GOOD.

*storms out of the room*
910friends286reviews
8/21/2009 Tsada K. says:

I blame improper apostrophe usage.
29friends73reviews
8/21/2009 SFnativeGal .. says:

The same smell that's in SF is in Sausalito and Mill Valley too!
I fear there's been a raw sewage leak into the bay and no one has fessed up yet.
416friends2reviews
8/21/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

I'm a professional gardener. The day I don't smell or encounter dog poo in a garden will be a strange day.
240friends54reviews
8/21/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

Doth Tsada protest too much?
192friends87reviews
8/21/2009 Theo R. says:

Fuckin' poo.
For some reason, I think that the first thing intelligent alien life forms will find out about the human race is the god awful smell of our poo.
19friends36reviews
8/21/2009 Colin "Oscar" P. says:

Y'all please pick your dogs up & sniff its butt hole. You HAVE to find the culprit cos it's just not polite for 1 mutt to stink out a whole city!
6friends100reviews
8/21/2009 Sarah "Sarita" I. says:

im out in the Marina and my bf and I both noticed that it smelled really foul yesterday. We kept thinking it was us, but nope, it was SF.
332friends288reviews
8/21/2009 John "I will pull your pants down" F. says:

this was on the news too
183friends99reviews
8/22/2009 Courtney "Cilantro Hater" Y. says:

Count me as one of the people who checked their shoes for dog poop this afternoon (in Noe Valley.) I do find it kind of funny imagining hundreds of people in the city all checking their shoes at the same time.
1friend8reviews
8/22/2009 Rob M. says:

I was just reading the KCBS chatter and those folks think it's sulfur and signals an earthquake. No, Yellowstone smells like sulfur, this is smelling like dog poo. It doesn't smell like the SF sewer vents either, it just smells like rancid poo. Maybe it's mid summer and the poo is just sitting in the sewers without enough water to wash it away.

Anyway, the smell was everywhere tonight.

Should everyone just make plans to flush their toilets at the same time?
3friends19reviews
8/22/2009 Danny G. says:

I almost skipped going to the gym today after leaving work out of worry that I smelled like crap. This is the funniest thread of comments I have ever read.
0friends0reviews
8/22/2009 Marci B. says:

word, i've noticed it from bayview to the mission and in alameda thursday night. is this some kind of terrible foreshadowing?
802friends147reviews
8/22/2009 Joe "Father MC" G. says:

tomasz..lofasz...hmmm
Elite '11 56friends150reviews
8/22/2009 Gerald "insensatez" C. says:

SF is sitting on a giant methane bomb.
Elite '11 48friends215reviews
8/22/2009 Rachel "This is an outrage!" H. says:

Dude, I smelled it in Upper Haight today too. That is so weird. I thought some animal had taken a big poo in the backyard or something. And we all checked our shoes too.
181friends373reviews
8/22/2009 s "in a NY state of mind" r. says:

Danny G. says:

I almost skipped going to the gym today after leaving work out of worry that I smelled like crap. This is the funniest thread of comments I have ever read.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I wish more people felt like you do and were *half* as considerate. Some people stink so bad they need to shower *before* they work out to spare the rest of us from gagging on the Precor next to them.

(also a piece of gum in the mouth never hurts, either)
802friends147reviews
8/22/2009 Joe "Father MC" G. says:

I like to fart when I'm on the treadmill
71friends73reviews
8/22/2009 susan "Otto Mo Beale" c. says:

Everything smells like poo all the time now. It is something Ive been trying to avoid, and successfully accomplished it for a long time. I mean really. I got to live poo free for 3.8 years about 5 years post college. It was INCREDIBLE. Then I got married. (ho hum) and moved to San Francisco yawn yawn snore) had a kid (ouch, snore,yuck) and now everything smells like poo all the time.

All the time. ALL THE TIME.
802friends147reviews
8/22/2009 Joe "Father MC" G. says:

and stephanie..I like to get all stinky before I go to the gym..then my phermones mix with my sweat to create a homeless man scent that the ladies find unresistable. I sell my used spandex online.
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8/22/2009 Kitty "maguro" O. says:

Smelled it all over today. Are there still fires going on? Maybe they reached a manure heap?
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8/22/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

Manure does not smell like dog poo.
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8/22/2009 Kitty "maguro" O. says:

But it IS poo.

Manure has that sick-sweet smell; same as fresh dog poo in the sun.

Poo is poo. And it smells........not good.
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8/22/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

I'm a professional gardener. I have a lot of experience with manure. Manure doe snot smell like dog poo.
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8/22/2009 susan "Otto Mo Beale" c. says:

manure smells like shit and poo smells like shit. Shit is Shit. But if I were a shit conni-sewer, I'd reckon processed manure shit smells a little sweeter than straight outta tha ass logs of shit.
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8/22/2009 Doctor J. says:

It was especially harsh in North Beach by the strip clubs. I swear Columbus and Broadway smelled like a mix between shit, cum, piss, used tampons, and Italian food.

Not that I frequent that area of town or anything.
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8/22/2009 Bill "Macho Prom King Tron" M. says:

Yo I was just getting on my motorcyle behind Temple on Natoma....

Poo Piss and sumtin' else;(
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8/22/2009 Bill "Macho Prom King Tron" M. says:

Yo susan...you can tolerate driving by a farm but driving by some doo doo.....hell's no!!!
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8/22/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

I blame the poo on Poe.
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8/22/2009 Bob C. says:

Is everyone dumb, apathetic or just un educated?

If you follow the environmental news at all you would know that algae and decaying sealife (or should I say seadeath), anyways it's probably our fault somehow (humans I mean
-your friendly San-Franciscan
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8/22/2009 Mister U. says:

it might explain why it smells like boo in berkeley for the past 2 days
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8/22/2009 Bill "Macho Prom King Tron" M. says:

Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

8/22/2009 Michael N. says:

I had the farts really bad yesterday afternoon. I work near 4th and Market. In the afternoon I was smelling that shit smell and it had me starting to worry that I had inadvertently loaded my pants, but I went in the bathroom to check and ... no skid marks.
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8/22/2009 Bill "Macho Prom King Tron" M. says:

good lookin' out Michael!
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8/22/2009 Ken "-zo" F. says:

Mister U. says:

it might explain why it smells like boo in berkeley for the past 2 days
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Really? I haven't smelled anything...
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8/22/2009 Ngeean x. says:

Sulfur gas release prior to major EARTHQUAKES! I hope this isn't the case http://trilogynet.net/... also look for earthquake clouds http://images.google.c...
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8/22/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

Ok, there is an extreme red tide going on in Half Moon Bay right now. The smell can't be coming that far but the same conditions may have created some algae growth in the waters surrounding SF. That's my theory and I like it better than an earthquake coming.
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8/22/2009 Brian W. says:

Similar smell reported 3 days ago in Ontario,Canada. Source was algae bloom in the lake.

http://www.thesudburys...

If its sulfur from the Bay or Ocean we'd probably be seeing some serious bubbling and the underground bursts of fire and flames of armageddon.
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8/22/2009 Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

Chempoo trails.

8/22/2009 John B. says:

This was bound to happen. You see when you eat an environmentally correct, organically grown, sustainably raised, vegan friendly, carbon neutral, Yelp Approved diet.

you: FART
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8/22/2009 Dean L. says:

From out in the water at Ocean Beach, with onshore winds, the smell was coming from the west. So anecdotally speaking, my theory is that it's some type of algal bloom, which can sometimes cause this type of smell. The water has warmed up considerably in the last few weeks (they're officially calling it an El Nino year now), so my guess is that might have triggered it.
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8/22/2009 Gil "whoo hoo" S. says:

How is it today. I was planning to go out but maybe I should just stay indoors.

8/22/2009 John B. says:

In other words, now you understand what they mean by:

locally sourced
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8/22/2009 Marian "Momsie" G. says:

Low Tide
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8/22/2009 Tom "Who's paying for all this?" R. says:

I smelled it too, I thought I stepped in some but couldn't find any.
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8/22/2009 imelda "meldy" j. says:

i'm scared to go outside for fear the poo smell will still be there ...
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8/22/2009 lola s. says:

That's exactly what it smelled like yesterday around 3:30 or 4:00, I was at an ATM near stonestown mall, all of a sudden as I'm waiting in line, I smell this nasty, poopy smell. REally werid because it just seem to linger n get stronger. then today I read on CBS 5 online that other people had reported this similar odor around other parts of SAn Francisco.
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8/22/2009 Brian "trollin' along" M. says:

that smell reminds me of williamsburg brooklyn. lets hope for some strong winds.
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8/22/2009 Joe "Father MC" G. says:

Tsada's scent has permeated every pore of the city.

8/22/2009 John B. says:

large concentration of liberals...smell of poo....... Coincidence?
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8/22/2009 Joe "Father MC" G. says:

john maybe it's all that butter and red meat you've been eating
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8/22/2009 Alan "I'm freakin' hungry" H. says:

I totally smelled it too when I was playing basketball yesterday in the Richmond. Me and my mates thought the odor was coming from a dumpster nearby
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8/22/2009 Bill "Macho Prom King Tron" M. says:

I just dutch ovened all of you
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8/22/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

I was kayaking in Clear Lake exactly this time last year and the algae bloom, warm water and low tide made it smell something awful. I had to wash all the clothes I was wearing that day 3 times to get the smell out.

On the manure vs. dog poo controversy;
Manure is from a vegetarian animal that has been well broken down (like compost) over a long period of time.

Dog poo is from a carnivore that has been eating processed commercial foods including meat and it has not been broken down over a long time. Aged dog poo smells different than fresh dog poo but it is unmistakeably dog poo no matter how old it is.

When you drive by a farm you are not necessarily smelling manure, you may be smelling fresh poo. Chicken manure, horse manure and cow manure smell different from each other but none smell like the fresh poo of a carnivorous animal eating Alpo.

If interested we can have a Yelp blind smell test. I have access to all kinds of manure and poo.
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8/22/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

Lance "Lancehole" G. says:

I blame the poo on Poe.
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As you should. I talk a lot of shit. Good shit.

8/22/2009 John B. says:

Poe "lost my kitty cat" .. says:

If interested we can have a Yelp blind smell test. I have access to all kinds of manure and poo.
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I told you to stay out of my Bathroom!!!!!!
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8/22/2009 Nicole M. says:

http://cbs5.com/local/...
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8/22/2009 CeeCee C. says:

Good afternoon, Yelpers: Well...I live in Sacramento, and I smelled the same strong poo all the way up there! It was not just Bay Area, it is something bigger. I thought my doggie had taken a dump too close to the back door, but it was in the air. Will we find out what it REALLY is? I doubt it.
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8/22/2009 Dru "Stupid Gorilla" P. says:

Poe...your expansive knowledge of poo deeply disturbs my phobia of it.

8/22/2009 Account D. says:

I have had the worst pounding headache since yesterday afternoon and I am wondering if it's related to the mysterious poo stink.

8/22/2009 Account D. says:

CeeCee C. says:

"Good afternoon, Yelpers: Well...I live in Sacramento, and I smelled the same strong poo all the way up there! It was not just Bay Area, it is something bigger. I thought my doggie had taken a dump too close to the back door, but it was in the air. Will we find out what it REALLY is? I doubt it."

****************************** *****************************

So the entire northern part of the state of California smells like dog crap? Interesting.
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8/22/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

Sing to Tina Turner's What's Love Got to Do With It

What's poo got to do with it
Got to do with it
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8/22/2009 Anna "you remind me of my gucci shoes" S. says:

Zelda "Crumbelievable" K. says:

I have had the worst pounding headache since yesterday afternoon and I am wondering if it's related to the mysterious poo stink.
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you know i was talking to my sister who lives on the east coast about this today. she said that they had that red tide when she was in florida. for a few days before she could smell it, she and her friends had all these weird allergies, itchy eyes and nose. and then they found out that it was the red tide, and those symptoms are normal. she said by the time it stunk, it wasn't that bad, but she was going home then, so maybe it could've gotten worse after they left.
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8/22/2009 Anna "you remind me of my gucci shoes" S. says:

Zelda "Crumbelievable" K. says:

So the entire northern part of the state of California smells like dog crap? Interesting.
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sacto has the delta, so the ocean dregs get close to that city.

if it makes ya'll feel any better, it doesn't stink here in the south bay.

8/22/2009 Account D. says:

The red tide? I always thought that term was in reference to menstruation.
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8/22/2009 David D. says:

I thought it was a football team.

Here ya go:
http://en.wikipedia.or...
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8/22/2009 lib p. says:

the word poo is now kinda freaking me out. It sounds so soft and mush like. There should be a harder-edged term.
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8/22/2009 Anna "you remind me of my gucci shoes" S. says:

scat?
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8/23/2009 Lori A. says:

I was in SF and noticed a funky smell, but than again I was at Pier 39 looking at the sea lions and figured it was normal. But than I don't remember the place being this stinky.
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8/23/2009 Adaku T. says:

I hear Mountain View smelled funky too.
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8/23/2009 Jack H. says:

yeah I was walking outside and smelled it so strong, I actually checked my shoes to see if I had stepped in some doodoo. Nothing there. The shit smell seemed strongest around the Embarcedero Center/Market area when it hit me. Shit
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8/23/2009 Adaku T. says:

Maybe something happened at the Wastewater Plant, its right at the MacArthur Maze.
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8/23/2009 roy "567" c. says:

SF always smells like poo or pee. looks like it too
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8/23/2009 Galen "gmuff" m. says:

We need a botanist / arborer. I think its from steppin on the pods - fruits - seeds or whateva of certain trees. A few years ago (for you doopers who have just moved here), the smell was more like vomit. Now, its more like dookie.
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8/23/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

We had Ginko trees back east that smelled like dog poo. I dought that's it.

My money is still on the algae bloom in the water thing
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8/23/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

Maybe these guys are the culprits http://abcnews.go.com/...
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8/23/2009 Bette S. says:

I thought I was going crazy. I smelled it in Twin Peaks and then also when I got out of my car at Stonestown. Kept checking my shoes and my pants...

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT ??
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8/23/2009 susan "Otto Mo Beale" c. says:

poo smell is everywhere. In the car, on the train, in the street, even in the bedroom. Making me gag.
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8/23/2009 Poe "stupid hairy bitch" T. says:

I only smelled it on Fri. Do you guys still smell it?
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8/24/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

Nope don't smell it today Poe. Please stay inside :p
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8/24/2009 Jason "Meatatarian!" B. says:

Where any of you in the bathroom when you had this happen by chance?
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8/24/2009 Gerald "insensatez" C. says:

Bob C. says:
If you follow the environmental news at all you would know that algae and decaying sealife (or should I say seadeath), anyways it's probably our fault somehow (humans I mean
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This is even documented in the new movie "Ponyo".
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8/24/2009 Hazel "O.M." G. says:

Change your undies!
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8/31/2009 Stephanie R. says:

Given the way the smell was all over the city, I'd put my money on the gingko trees which are also all over the city. Seems a lot of cities have the same problem and even though male trees don't seem to smell, just the fruit-bearing female trees, these damn trees can change sex! The heat makes the smell worse too, so be glad things will cool down. http://dcist.com/2008/...
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8/31/2009 Bobby "Free at last! free at last!" H. says:

Stephanie R. says:
Given the way the smell was all over the city, I'd put my money on the gingko trees which are also all over the city.

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We used to call the stinko trees. I smelled the poo smell that day and it was not the Ginko trees. I have smelled those before. Besides they usually don't get pungent until the fall.

My money is still on some kind of algae bloom since there was a severe red tide going on in Half Moon Bay.
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